I wasn’t thinking about the consequences of drawing on my eyebrows (see previous brow posts to understand the tragic Eyebrow Incident of October 2017). The last thing I thought of when I was drawing them on yesterday was getting a sunburn around them so when they came off it is very white and you can see where they once were.
It’s a look.
I am currently being stood up. Seriously, this asshole is not responding to me and we are supposed to be meeting in an hour. I guarantee you I will hear from his bitch ass way later, if at all. No one has time for little bitch boys.
I shaved my body in preparation for this.
I ended up changing plans and not seeing the Human Carpet. He masturbates very oddly. I mean, to each their own, but I feel he needs to be nicer to his penis.
The selfies are still going strong.
According to my horoscope, today is supposed to connect with someone in a romantic way. Here we are, the day is half over and I am still very much alone. Come on lover, where art thou?
I don’t really play into horoscopes that much, but lately it has been oddly accurate.
My friend cockblocked me the other day and I’m honestly still disappointed.
Glitter Raptor and I went to Freeport yesterday. It is a prime tourist attraction in Maine. We both have had a rough few weeks so we needed to stop being lonely hermits. We bought some Wicked Whoopies and wandering around L.L. Bean . We came across a tent that was zipped so we joked that there was probably a couple having sex. Nope, we opened it to find a mortified 15 year old girl who was hiding on her dad.
Of course it rained because it does when we do anything. Look at Disney. But it stopped eventually.
I have finished yet another class and I’m 1 step closer to my MPH! Even though I am awful at math or statistic related things I pulled off an A in biostatistics.