The Pill

After being on birth control control for 5 years I stopped taking it about a year and a half ago. I hated how I felt while I was on it.

At first it was great, but now I’m having really bad acne, so I’m giving it another go. Day one I was nauseous all day. Day 2 I forgot to take it, but took it as soon as I remembered it, still a little nauseous.

I don’t see this lasting long.

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Just When You Think He Is Gone

Human Carpet and I didn’t talk for a wee bit so I thought the chronicles were over. But he is back and better than ever. He is into some kinky shit this time around and I am living for it. I could do without texts like “Let’s play baby”, but at the same time, I am intrigued.

And Tonight On Bad Decisions With Tiffany

So I have given up. Fire Crotch is determined and so I give up. At this point we will likely be married within the year.

In other news, I went on a date on Sunday with….we shall call him Mountain Man. It was in the 90’s and very humid. I thought I was going to die several times. Overall it was nice.

Tomorrow night my friend and her man are taking me to a bar where one of her mans apparently cute friends bartends, so we shall see where that goes.

Until something better comes along, I am marrying Fire Crotch.

Yes, I have lost my mind.

What A Sunburn

I wasn’t thinking about the consequences of drawing on my eyebrows (see previous brow posts to understand the tragic Eyebrow Incident of October 2017). The last thing I thought of when I was drawing them on yesterday was getting a sunburn around them so when they came off it is very white and you can see where they once were.

It’s a look.